I'm just your average demented potato from Los Angeles.
~Close your eyes and open your mind~
apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
making my way downtown
twerkin fast, lockers pass and im home bound
Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
if you guys don’t want a cat skydiving on your blog i’m judging you
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.
Teacher: Hail mary
Me: Forgive me
Me: Blood for blood
Me: Hearts beating
Me: COME AT ME
Me: NOW THIS IS WAR
Me: FUCK WITH THIS NEW BEAT
Me: -flips over desk and starts moshpit in the middle of the classroom while pierce the veil appears and joins in-